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SUBPRIME HOUSING
YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST LOOKING CHANDELIER EVER.
YOU ARE LIKE THE HIDEOUS LOVECHILD OF KELLY OSBOURNE AND GREEDO
YOUR HAIRCUT IS TERRIBLE. GO BACK TO SUPERCUTS
YOU’RE UPSIDEDOWN, DIPSHIT
WAY TO RUIN A STRAWBERRY. DICKHEADS.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND POLLINATE SOMETHING
I HOPE YOU MEET A WINDSHIELD
YOUR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE POOP
I’M GETTING MY FLAMETHROWER
